But What About Pernicioustrees?

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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

So THAT'S Why The Bathroom Always Smells So Nice!

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Alternate title: "So THAT'S Why I Seem to Be Allergic to Pooping!" - Matty Malaprop

Wood You Please Stop?

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These puns are giving me a splintering headache.

Tree's a Crowd

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If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

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