trees

conversation double meaning literalism noun spruce trees verb - 6555216128
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Say what you will about my ever-expanding collection of lava lamps! I still maintain that they're an evergreen decor item! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism pernicious pleasant pleasantries pleasantry suffix tree trees - 5806192896
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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism toilet toiletries trees - 6342216192
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Alternate title: "So THAT'S Why I Seem to Be Allergic to Pooping!" - Matty Malaprop