Making puns at a time like this? Man, you're TOTALLY LOCO(MOTIVE)! - Matty Malaprop

Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

"All right, then, I'll go to hell... ON A CRAZY TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN." - Matty "Mark Twain" Malaprop

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Let's just hope this coal-driven romantic doesn't end up being a Train in Vain today. - Matty Malaprop

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop

But he and Dot Com still have a date to "Spamalot!" - Matty Malaprop