But he and Dot Com still have a date to "Spamalot!" - Matty Malaprop
Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop
Get loopy at Señor Gif!
Let's just hope this coal-driven romantic doesn't end up being a Train in Vain today. - Matty Malaprop
It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!
Making puns at a time like this? Man, you're TOTALLY LOCO(MOTIVE)! - Matty Malaprop
"All right, then, I'll go to hell... ON A CRAZY TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN." - Matty "Mark Twain" Malaprop
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