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double meaning miniature poodle poodles sizes standard three toy twist
By Unknown
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But just because you can typify them, it doesn't mean you can make non-standard poodles not suck at absolutely everything. Because they do. Yeah. Fin. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster grrimhere says: "Sid really likes to play with his toys."

Sounds to me like Sid's mental health is about as well put-together as his army of creations. - Matty Malaprop

after before hashtag How People View Me meme syllogism toy viewmaster
By JakeLim
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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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What, were you expecting some sort of child dictator image? That's just absurd. - Matty Malaprop