Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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Touché(?), Boston Globe
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Touché

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Touché
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper

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Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper
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Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop