Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop