... But Where is the Hare?

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... But Where is the Hare?
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He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

It's the Tortoise's Challenge to Lose

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It's the Tortoise's Challenge to Lose
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The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop

It's Obviously Bigger on the Inside

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It's Obviously Bigger on the Inside
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But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop