tortoise

Thor T.Shirt similar sounding tortoise juxtaposition - 7020476416
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He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

challenge cheating Hall of Fame hare not really a pun race shell tortoise unfair - 5994757376
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The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop

tardis similar sounding tortoise juxtaposition - 7075216896
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But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop