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double meaning homophone literalism toad towed
By Ananymoose
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Ugh, by now it's probably imponded. Today is the wartst! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning fungus literalism perching sitting stool toad toadstool
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Perhaps even a barcalounger equipped with ladle-spoons? #InsideJokes #SorryEverybody - Matty Malaprop

double meaning literalism stool toad toadstool
By Unknown
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Strange though, that looks far more like a frog to me... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning frog homophone notice parking sign toad towed warning
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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

amphibian lawn toad told log similar sounding grumpy
By Unknown
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He's only gonna warn you once before he teaches you a lesson you'll never froget. - Matty Malaprop

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