Finally, Relationship Advice You Can Really Use!

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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Kinda Creepy Restaurant Establishment

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So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome