Checkmate, Mayans!

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Checkmate, Mayans!
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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!

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When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!
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I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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But it Still Looks Empty to Me!
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

This Joke is Relatively Funny

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This Joke is Relatively Funny
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... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop

You Know How the Saying Goes...

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You Know How the Saying Goes...
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Or as it goes in my little corner of Cheezburger HQ: "Groans fly when you're crackin' puns!" - Matty Malaprop