WORTH IT.

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WORTH IT.
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That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU A SECOND TIME

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I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU A SECOND TIME
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Calm down, dude. Even if time knows something about your wife's condition, there are tons of minute details regarding her surgery that no one can account for! - Matty Malaprop

Time Flies...

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Time Flies...
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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

Better Late Than Never

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Better Late Than Never
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

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I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
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This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop

PARTY THYME!!!!!!!!

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PARTY THYME!!!!!!!!
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They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop