They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

Cue obligatory Muse song here... - Matty Malaprop

Only a couple of minutes? How can you be minute in multiples? - Matty Malaprop

... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop