This Joke is Relatively Funny

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... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop

Time Flies...

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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

Looks to Me Like It's High Noon

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... you get it? Because her belt his hiked up, or whatever. Teehee. I'm clever. Except OH WAIT THAT CLOCK ISN'T POINTING TO NOON CRAP. - Matty Malaprop

The Wonder's in Your Collection!

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Perhaps it's not wonder enough to get me to shop at a place called The Big Crate, but regardless. Impressive. - Matty Malaprop