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time flies adage literalism double meaning time flies
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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

adage clock flies Hall of Fame literalism shape time time flies
By Dogzy (Via: FFFfound)
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

a boat about literalism name similar sounding time
By ray677
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Aboat time you learned to swim, right? Because I'm about to throw you overboard for naming your boat Aboat Time. - Matty Malaprop

catchphrase time recipe thyme homophone double meaning sweet brown
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Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop