You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop
Or as it goes in my little corner of Cheezburger HQ: "Groans fly when you're crackin' puns!" - Matty Malaprop
That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop
... nailed it? - Matty Malaprop
... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop
SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop
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