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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

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... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop

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That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

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500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop