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Via: xkcd
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That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

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By Dogzy ( Via: FFFfound)
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,einstein,joke,literalism,phrasing,space,theory,time
Via: Reddit
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... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop

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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

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