I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU A SECOND TIME

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double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,overreaction,tell,time,time will tell
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Calm down, dude. Even if time knows something about your wife's condition, there are tons of minute details regarding her surgery that no one can account for! - Matty Malaprop

Better Late Than Never

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combination,contraction,Hall of Fame,portmanteau,raptor jesus,RAPTURE,time,tuesday,velociraptor
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

PARTY THYME!!!!!!!!

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They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

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