That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop
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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop
But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop
This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop
They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop
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