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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

adage,clock,flies,Hall of Fame,literalism,shape,time,time flies
By Dogzy ( Via: FFFfound)
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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Kinda changes the whole idea behind their friendly neighborhood "Juice Bar," doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

2012,2015,calendar,checkmate,cliché,dear atheists,expiration date,mayan,mayans,prophecy,thyme,time
Via: Reddit
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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

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