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tide puns funny
By xyzpdq1
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...it's always rattling around in the washer when I forget to empty my pockets.

colloquialisms double meaning high literalism low prefix similar sounding tide yule yuletide
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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

brand detergent double meaning high high tide laundry detergent literalism shoop tide tides
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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop