The Dawn of a new covenant

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We could all Gain a lot from scripture.

They Really Cleaned Up the Franchise With This One

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So They Have

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It's a Bit Late Coming in, Don't You Think?

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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

Change is Coming...

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tide,puns,funny
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...it's always rattling around in the washer when I forget to empty my pockets.

They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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brand,detergent,double meaning,high,high tide,laundry detergent,literalism,shoop,tide,tides
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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

I've Turned the Tide!

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