PARTY THYME!!!!!!!!

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They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

Checkmate, Mayans!

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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

WORTH IT.

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That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

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