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homophone,oldest trick in the book,thyme,time
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Perhaps it's not wonder enough to get me to shop at a place called The Big Crate, but regardless. Impressive. - Matty Malaprop

doctor who,homophone,literalism,lord,thyme,Time lord
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I know watching TV is often a waste of time, but I can never tell myself oregaNO when it comes to "Dr. Who." - Matty Malaprop

catchphrase,time,recipe,thyme,homophone,double meaning,sweet brown
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Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

2012,2015,calendar,checkmate,cliché,dear atheists,expiration date,mayan,mayans,prophecy,thyme,time
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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

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