It'll Keep You Warm on the Streets

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Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop

I'd Watch This Movie, Volume XXV

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On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

And to Think, it Used to Be an Olympic Sport

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My mom always told me the tug life was a trap. She said there was no long-term appeal for living life on the ropes like that. - Matty Malaprop

The New Gang of Chicken McThuggets

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