IN 3-D

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Just a suggestion: You should probably take off your glasses before this scene starts, unless you want them to fall off your face. - Matty Malaprop

Three Karat Diamond Pin

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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life

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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

Too Easy!

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Other acceptable answers include: Indie, space, glam, folk, alt, noise and butt. - Matty Malaprop

Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly

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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks for the Clarification!

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But just because you can typify them, it doesn't mean you can make non-standard poodles not suck at absolutely everything. Because they do. Yeah. Fin. - Matty Malaprop

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