Thanks for the Clarification!

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Thanks for the Clarification!
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But just because you can typify them, it doesn't mean you can make non-standard poodles not suck at absolutely everything. Because they do. Yeah. Fin. - Matty Malaprop

It's Also Quite a Workout!

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It's Also Quite a Workout!
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One might even say it's like holding the weight of a mother's world on her shoulders. - Matty Malaprop

He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life

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He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life
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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

Three Karat Diamond Pin

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Three Karat Diamond Pin
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop