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Aristotle ethics literalism missing letter poplar popular similar sounding three tree
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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

karat pin carrot homophones three homophone diamond
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

addition day obi-wan kenobi obie trice one similar sounding star wars three two
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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

3-D cup D double meaning literalism size three
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Just a suggestion: You should probably take off your glasses before this scene starts, unless you want them to fall off your face. - Matty Malaprop