Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."
Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop
The purpose of such therapy, of course, is to help these sad souls Halloween their way back into society. - Matty Malaprop
I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop
He's a nut! He's fruit-fruit in the coconut! - Matty Malaprop