First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, dam them all to shell! - Matty Malaprop

But when the joke finally clicked with me, I was all like "yaoi!" - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

I'm beginning to notice a theme in Whyatt's work... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Tim Whyatt