Don't worry junior, you're not alone in this. My dad's always zombie-esque before he gets his morning coffee in him too. - Matty Malaprop
This one never really gets old with you people, does it? - Matty Malaprop
Because obligatory Christopher Walken jokes are obligatory. - Matty Malaprop
It might not be the most riveting story in the universe, but it certainly is a shoo-in for the most paternal. - Matty Malaprop
I would watch the hell out of this movie/TV series/whathaveyou. Fr rlz. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster MrJonnyNitro says: "Walkers everywhere!"
Um... is this a Walking Dead joke or something? Because I'm all kinds of NHOT right now... - Matty Malaprop
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