You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop
When stop to think about it, he is kind of a philosopher in his own right. - Matty Malaprop
You know, that theme song. - Matty Malaprop
I always think I'm doing okay, but then ol' Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! - Matty Malaprop
Finally, a good use of all those Kwik E Mart paychecks I've been saving! - Matty Malaprop
Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop
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