I always think I'm doing okay, but then ol' Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! - Matty Malaprop
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He's kinda like Peeta, but with better hair. - Matty Malaprop
Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop
Ides of March. Eyes of Marge. Potato toaster strudel. - Matty Malaprop
When stop to think about it, he is kind of a philosopher in his own right. - Matty Malaprop
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