You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop

You know, that theme song. - Matty Malaprop

The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of... Homer? - Matty Malaprop

He's kinda like Peeta, but with better hair. - Matty Malaprop

When stop to think about it, he is kind of a philosopher in his own right. - Matty Malaprop

Ides of March. Eyes of Marge. Potato toaster strudel. - Matty Malaprop

Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop