Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

It does its job, but please do take care to not pull on it with too much triforce, lest it snap clean in two. - Matty Malaprop

... I'm just gonna leave this here.

And whatever you do, don't slash at the Cuccos. - Matty Malaprop

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That top hat really just screams deku-l, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

No, come back, I want to bite your arm off! - Matty Malaprop