Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop
It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop
... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop
Surprise! This party is brought to you by the letter JUSTICE. - Matty Malaprop
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