The Dark Knight RISES

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The Dark Knight RISES
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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?

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You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?
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Now I'll never be able to think of the Man with the Yellow Hat the same way ever again... - Matty Malaprop

Your Judgment Must Be Clouded

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Your Judgment Must Be Clouded
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I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop