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If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop
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Let's just hope none of them get married and subsequently die in battle, lest they end up having a widow they'll never go black to. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop
His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop
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