His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop
For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!
You know, smash things into pieces like Hogan's career. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop
Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop
Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop
If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop
You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!
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