Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop

Water into wine? Pssssk. Try untillable soil into crops. - Matty Malaprop

When you're in unfamiliar territory, it's always good to tread on the side of politeness. - Matty Malaprop

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