I'd Like to Roll Some Stones at That Rat...

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,knead,lolwut,long,lyric,need,pearls before swine,punchline,terrible,the rolling stone,you-cant-always-get-what-you-want
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

French Prince of Bel-Air

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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,french,similar sounding,shoop,mustache,beret,baguette,terrible,amazing
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He was your perfectly average teenager until he croissanted paths with the wrong kind of kids... - Matty Malaprop

Oh So Terrible...

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tearable,terrible,literalism,homophone,double meaning
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We've seen tearable puns on this site before. Different terrible puns, but tearable puns all the same. #Flip-Flopping #ThisIsConfusing - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Tearable Puns

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tearable,tear,terrible,puns,homophone,double meaning,literalism,classic
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Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop