Or perhaps the post title should be "Terrible Puns Are Tearable?" Potato potato I suppose. - Matty Malaprop
He thought he could save the world, he is... Optimist Prime!!!
On a very unrelated note: Cump. - Matty Malaprop
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We've seen tearable puns on this site before. Different terrible puns, but tearable puns all the same. #Flip-Flopping #ThisIsConfusing - Matty Malaprop
Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop
I mean, sure, shameless repackaging of recently-featured content. But koalas!! - Matty Malaprop
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