I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop
You'd be cursing too if you were held aleft by some unseen force, I bet. - Matty Malaprop
And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop
Darn you Math!
Skrillex approves this video. - Matty Malaprop
Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop
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