tea

character,literalism,mike kowalski,monsters inc,name,suffix,surname,tea,teacup
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If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

anti,anti gravity,Gravity,homophone,illustration of concept,literalism,prefix,tea
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Sure, the fuddy duddies who buy high-end tea are notorious for putting on airs, but at least now they can be lighter than them! - Matty Malaprop

earl grey,fifty shades of grey,patrick stewart,picard,Star Trek,tea
By Ginctm
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I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop

oolong,affair,similar sounding,tea,tea kettles,how long
By Unknown
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It just goes to show you: nothing good ever comes from infidelitea. - Matty Malaprop

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