Teabaggin'

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Teabaggin'
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Just a friendly reminder here to think twice before plopping your soggy teabag down on an unsuspecting saucer. - Matty Malaprop

Picard is Sexier Than Christian, Anyway

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Picard is Sexier Than Christian, Anyway
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I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop

A Creature Steeped in Mythos

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A Creature Steeped in Mythos
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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop