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Via: Reddit
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I'm very sympathetic to the owner of the cup in this post. If my favorite coffee cup ever breaks, it will feel like I've lost an extremi-tea. - Matty Malaprop

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If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

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I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

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By rocket-taco (Via: Chooglin)
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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Phil Jones
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Just a friendly reminder here to think twice before plopping your soggy teabag down on an unsuspecting saucer. - Matty Malaprop

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