I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop
We are never ever ever getting back together... because my fat ass can't keep up with her svelte frame. - Matty Malaprop
It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop
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