We are never ever ever getting back together... because my fat ass can't keep up with her svelte frame. - Matty Malaprop

It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop