Because a Good Breakfast Always Brings the Family Together

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Because a Good Breakfast Always Brings the Family Together
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In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop

Kinda Like Rubber and Ether

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Kinda Like Rubber and Ether
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And this is what happens when your jokes are drier than the desert. - Matty Malaprop

Ever Wanted to Speak Penguin? Here's Your Chance.

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Ever Wanted to Speak Penguin? Here's Your Chance.
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Eh, I'm just clownin' around. I have no idea what these two penguins are saying! - Matty Malaprop