In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop
The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop
Eh, I'm just clownin' around. I have no idea what these two penguins are saying! - Matty Malaprop
And this is what happens when your jokes are drier than the desert. - Matty Malaprop
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