I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop
For when you take a shot and you really need it to stick. - Matty Malaprop
As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop
... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes, two things sound exactly the same but are in no way alike.
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