It definitely lives up to its name... bit unwieldy though. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope an angry ex doesn't decide to go and stick it on the Internet for everyone to see... - Matty Malaprop

... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop

... and any other household mallardies there might be in your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop