But Not the Kind I Like

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But Not the Kind I Like
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I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop

Tape Gun

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Tape Gun
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For when you take a shot and you really need it to stick. - Matty Malaprop

The Worst Tape of All

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The Worst Tape of All
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As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop

Nice Use of Your Screenshot Program, Submitter

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Nice Use of Your Screenshot Program, Submitter
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... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop