The Worst Tape of All

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As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop

Tape Gun

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For when you take a shot and you really need it to stick. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Label

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It definitely lives up to its name... bit unwieldy though. - Matty Malaprop

To Fix Your Quacked Book Case...

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... and any other household mallardies there might be in your apartment. - Matty Malaprop