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bottle double meaning Hall of Fame literalism scotch scotch tape tape - 5068716032
By Unknown
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I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning Hall of Fame invisible invisible tape literalism tape - 6292841984
By xyzpdq1
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It definitely lives up to its name... bit unwieldy though. - Matty Malaprop

gun literalism reinterpretation tape tape gun - 4793113600
By Tailz2
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For when you take a shot and you really need it to stick. - Matty Malaprop

duck duct tape literalism similar sounding tape - 5121278976
By -Ghost-
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... and any other household mallardies there might be in your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

big caught double meaning FAIL foot literalism lolwut screenshot tape technology is hard - 5288073216
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... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop