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double meaning faucet id-tap-that literalism tap
By xyzpdq1
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Because that's the kind of behavior that will dig you a watery grave in court. - Matty Malaprop

dance dancers double meaning literalism tap tap dance
By TomWade
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Their motions on the floor are always very fluid, and concerning their choreography, no one could ever rightly say they faucet. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

beer dancing double meaning drinking preference snob snobs tap tapdancing
By cameling (Via: www.theriftshop.com)
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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop