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magic the gathering,innuendo,sorin,tap,double entendre,double meaning,tapping
By Unknown
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

dance,dancers,double meaning,literalism,tap,tap dance
By TomWade
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Their motions on the floor are always very fluid, and concerning their choreography, no one could ever rightly say they faucet. - Matty Malaprop

beer,dancing,double meaning,drinking,preference,snob,snobs,tap,tapdancing
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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop

gifs,false expectations,tap,double entendre,donkey,literalism,ass
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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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