Well That is Just FILTHY.

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

Just Don't Try to Faucet

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Because that's the kind of behavior that will dig you a watery grave in court. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, Beer Snobs

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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop