Not According to His Eyebrows!

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Not According to His Eyebrows!
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Ugh, Square can be such an ass sometimes. His hurtful words are meant in jest, but they still have apostrophic consequences on sensitive souls like Circle. - Matty Malaprop

These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma

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These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma
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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

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