It's a Lovely Tail Indeed

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It's a Lovely Tail Indeed
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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

A Tail of Two Kittehs

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A Tail of Two Kittehs
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

Rein it in, Deer.

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Rein it in, Deer.
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Man, that joke really came out bell-y up... - Matty Malaprop

You'll Never Think About Shrimp Cocktails the Same Way Again

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You'll Never Think About Shrimp Cocktails the Same Way Again
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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

Awwww, Eeyore...

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Awwww, Eeyore... View Fullscreen
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Nothing warms the cockles of my heart like everyone's favorite chronically depressed donkey. - Matty Malaprop

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