SO TRVE KVLT

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I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop

Kick-As

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Square Root

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If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop

The Floodgayts Are Open...

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One More Thing to Get You Excited for 'The Dark Knight Rises'

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I don't wanna spoil anything, but I hear he gets towed at the end. - Matty Malaprop

The Homosexual Agenda

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The best-laid plans of mice and men... are totally and completely FABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

Slashed Tires

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They're still more stable than the cars Axl, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop