The best-laid plans of mice and men... are totally and completely FABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there? Over there, in the title? GOD I'M CLEVER. - Matty Malaprop

I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop

Gently down the... protein? I don't know how to rewrite that classic tune in science terms I'M SORRY SORRY EVERYONE I KNOW I'VE FAILED YOU ALL. - Matty Malaprop

I don't wanna spoil anything, but I hear he gets towed at the end. - Matty Malaprop

What is this, Planar Chaos? Everyone knows Mana Leak costs 1U! And the idea of a green counterspell is just nonsense! Total color pie fail! - Matty Malaprop

They're still more stable than the cars Axl, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop