I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop
Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop
I don't wanna spoil anything, but I hear he gets towed at the end. - Matty Malaprop
If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop
Either way, it sure does look Sheik! - Matty Malaprop
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