They Are Innately Scientific Animals

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They Are Innately Scientific Animals
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You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

Mana Leak

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Mana Leak
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What is this, Planar Chaos? Everyone knows Mana Leak costs 1U! And the idea of a green counterspell is just nonsense! Total color pie fail! - Matty Malaprop

The Floodgayts Are Open...

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The Floodgayts Are Open... View Fullscreen
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Do you see what I did there? Over there, in the title? GOD I'M CLEVER. - Matty Malaprop

Square Root

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Square Root
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If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop

Magnum PI

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Magnum PI
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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop