Gently down the... protein? I don't know how to rewrite that classic tune in science terms I'M SORRY SORRY EVERYONE I KNOW I'VE FAILED YOU ALL. - Matty Malaprop
If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop
Either way, it sure does look Sheik! - Matty Malaprop
Or in the words of Wu-Tang, "ya'll better protrek ya holodeck!" - Matty Malaprop
Believe it or not, Buddhist Bale IS in this picture! He is simply symbolized by nothing. - Matty Malaprop
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