We are never ever ever getting back together... because my fat ass can't keep up with her svelte frame. - Matty Malaprop
Where is its halo? You mean its elliptical alternate trajectory, daddy? - Matty Malaprop
In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop
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