And here I just thought you were being a chauvinist pig! - Matty Malaprop
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What a charmer! I just hope his compliments aren't empty. - Matty Malaprop
There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop
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