Ten Second Puns #9

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There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop

Awww, You Shouldn't Have!

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Awww, You Shouldn't Have!
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Looks like someone's gonna get to cavity search me later tonight... #CreepiestEuphemismEver - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Corn

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Sweet Corn
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What a charmer! I just hope his compliments aren't empty. - Matty Malaprop

Puns N' Roses

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Puns N' Roses
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The only difference is that sweet chai is actually good, which is more than can be said of GnR... - Matty Malaprop

Three Cheers For...

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Three Cheers For...
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Yes, I DID just reference My Chemical Romance in my post title. DEALWITHIT.gif - Matty Malaprop

OHM MY GOD DO WANT

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OHM MY GOD DO WANT
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This is proof that a love of science is more than merely a knitche interest! - Matty Malaprop