There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like someone's gonna get to cavity search me later tonight... #CreepiestEuphemismEver - Matty Malaprop

This is proof that a love of science is more than merely a knitche interest! - Matty Malaprop

What a charmer! I just hope his compliments aren't empty. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, I DID just reference My Chemical Romance in my post title. DEALWITHIT.gif - Matty Malaprop

And here I just thought you were being a chauvinist pig! - Matty Malaprop

The only difference is that sweet chai is actually good, which is more than can be said of GnR... - Matty Malaprop