FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

He's worse than Delta! And that's really saying something! - Matty Malaprop

Skrillex doesn't technically have a song named "Kryptonite" yet... though there is this... - Matty Malaprop

Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop

... but doesn't that just make him Squanto? - Matty Malaprop