Because Falcon Kick Propels You Downward

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I don't know why Captain Falcon felt the need to wipe the peregrine off this poor bird's face, but I guess its moment of defeat is still preferable to when doves cry? - Matty Malaprop

A Challenger Appears!

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Oh Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa DAMNIT! And here I thought I was finally going to be able to unlock Luigi... - Matty Malaprop

He's Put on a Few Pounds Since Brawl...

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Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop