Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top

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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

It's All About the Shades

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He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop

These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride

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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

Do You Have a Pickle Problem?

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I'm not saying this is the only way to handle your situation; I'm just suggesting you gif it some thought. - Matty Malaprop