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Via: Liz Climo
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, the historical time periods don't really work out correctly but COME ON! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Toothpaste For Dinner
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He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop

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By Static_Bunny (Via: The Pepper Pancake)
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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

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By putmans (Via: www.thedoghousediaries.com)
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop