He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop
I'm 90 percent sure I've already classic'd this particular comic, BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE IT'S DA BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, the historical time periods don't really work out correctly but COME ON! - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop
This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop
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