It's All About the Shades

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It's All About the Shades
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He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Crackalackin'

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SMP CLASSIC: Crackalackin'
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I'm 90 percent sure I've already classic'd this particular comic, BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE IT'S DA BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. - Matty Malaprop

And by That Do You Just Mean the KGB?

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And by That Do You Just Mean the KGB?
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Sure, the historical time periods don't really work out correctly but COME ON! - Matty Malaprop

Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD
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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top

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The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop