It Really Doesn't...

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Ever wondered why he's so interested in such fine wear?

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Yeah, neither have I.

I'm Like Royalty on the Dance Floor!

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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

Alterationist on Site

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SO. MUCH. PUN.