You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop
Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop
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Don't get me wrong; I'm always a big fan of clever advertising, but I'm firmly of the opinion that paying money to see most movies in theaters is an activity that's simply for The Birds. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop
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