But I Didn't Shoot the Wingding

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Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!

All the Rage With Eighth Graders the World Over!

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Seriously, in my eighth grade class there were tear-away pants on one out of every three students on any given day. Eww. - Matty Malaprop

BIRD WAT R U DOING U R A BIRD U CAN'T EVEN INTERNETZ

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Punmaster Angus says: "I need new friends."

I wish I could say otherwise, Angus... but maybe you do. Your current ones seem more than a little remolting. - Matty Malaprop