That Probably Didn't Feel Good Coming Out

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Toad Stool

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Strange though, that looks far more like a frog to me... - Matty Malaprop

Free Stool Samples

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Sometimes the products featured at Costco food kiosks are weird, but this one in particular really takes the cake. - Matty Malaprop

Untitled

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I Think He'd Prefer a Barcalounger, TBH

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Perhaps even a barcalounger equipped with ladle-spoons? #InsideJokes #SorryEverybody - Matty Malaprop