I don't think I wood ever be able to forgive the kind of person who would do this in my apartment's bathroom. - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, that looks far more like a frog to me... - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps even a barcalounger equipped with ladle-spoons? #InsideJokes #SorryEverybody - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes the products featured at Costco food kiosks are weird, but this one in particular really takes the cake. - Matty Malaprop