Maybe you have Lupin?

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Maybe you have Lupin?
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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate
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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change

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SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change
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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

Tree's a Crowd

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Tree's a Crowd
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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop