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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop