No remainders

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XD

To Do is To Be

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If You Give Me a Carrot...

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Has This Fruit Never Been to a Punk Show?

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The Tumblr I first saw this posted on made some stupid comment about dubstep in relation to the above statement. NEWS FLASH: MOSH PITS EXISTED BEFORE DUBSTEP IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE, TUMBLR KIDS. - Matty Malaprop

Crucifixion Schmoosifixion

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That Makes One of Us...

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Maybe I'm just too stuck in my absurdist ways, but every time I walk into a museum whose arterial walls are clogged with realist paintings, I feel like I'm having a heart attack. - Matty Malaprop

Donkey costume

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