This Trek is Sick!

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To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop

Enjoying This Cookie is Highly Logical

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Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop

Picard is Sexier Than Christian, Anyway

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I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop