Head Over Heels

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Head Over Heels
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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!

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It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!
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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

Good for Her!

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Good for Her!
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

She is Also Perpetuating One of the Most Tired Puns on the Internet

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She is Also Perpetuating One of the Most Tired Puns on the Internet
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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop