standing

standing,head over heels,Twist Ending,heels,head,lolwut,literalism
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

cliché,double meaning,field,girl,literalism,out,outstanding,standing
By xyzpdq1
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

birth control,double meaning,literalism,on,pill,standing,statistic
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top