Head Over Heels

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standing,head over heels,Twist Ending,heels,head,lolwut,literalism
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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, He's Upstanding Too

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cliché,double meaning,field,Hall of Fame,literalism,out,outstanding,scarecrow,standing
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Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!

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expression,few,idiomatic,literalism,lose,pounds,seat,sitting,stand,standing,victory,weight loss
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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

She is Also Perpetuating One of the Most Tired Puns on the Internet

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cliché,double meaning,field,girl,literalism,out,outstanding,standing
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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

Good for Her!

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birth control,double meaning,literalism,on,pill,standing,statistic
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

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