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Via: Reddit
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Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

Via: We All Draw
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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

Ardea lonely genus?
By Smirre
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It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop

Sit Ups Were Just the Beginning
By LiesieM
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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop