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standing,sign,shoulder,disobedience,misinterpretation,literalism,no
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

standing,head over heels,Twist Ending,heels,head,lolwut,literalism
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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

cliché,double meaning,field,girl,literalism,out,outstanding,standing
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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

birth control,double meaning,literalism,on,pill,standing,statistic
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

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