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standing head over heels Twist Ending heels head lolwut literalism - 6993988352
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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

standing sign shoulder disobedience misinterpretation literalism no - 6891820032
By Unknown
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

cliché double meaning field girl literalism out outstanding standing - 6403542784
By xyzpdq1
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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

ace of base again here heron literalism look lyrics me my on own similar sounding song standing - 5426026752
By Smirre
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It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop

birth control double meaning literalism on pill standing statistic - 4773122560
By Unknown
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop