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By xyzpdq1
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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: We All Draw
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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

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By LiesieM
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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop