The Red is Raspberry... Right?

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It's the drink of choice to help you wash down the opiate of the masses. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!

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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop