Punny Humor is Always to Die For!

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Punny Humor is Always to Die For!
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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

See more paneled puniness over at Comixed!

Best Medical Report Ever

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Best Medical Report Ever
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

It Would Behoove You to Find Yourself in One

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It Would Behoove You to Find Yourself in One
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Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: He Was Quite Foal of it, If You Will

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SMP CLASSIC: He Was Quite Foal of it, If You Will
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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop