Deputy, Sponge Division

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Deputy, Sponge Division
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If a crime is committed against you or a cephalopod you know, he'll get to the Bikini Bottom of it. - Matty Malaprop

Now I Understand Why Snape Always Seemed So Slimy...

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Now I Understand Why Snape Always Seemed So Slimy...
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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop

Claus-trophobia

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Claus-trophobia
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Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop