It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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a head,ahead,Hall of Fame,head,homophones,horse,Horse Racing,literalism,racing,space,the headless horseman
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

Apollo ThirT-Bone

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cattle,cliché,cows,herd,lolwut,nasa,phrase,plan,round,send,shot,space,switch,twist,world
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And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

I Bet That Bill is Going to Be Astronomical

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curiosity,data,double meaning,fees,idiom,literalism,Mars,nasa,out of this world,space
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I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop

ISOSCE-LIES!!

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acute,angle,cute,double meaning,homophone,homophones,literalism,space
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It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

Awww, That's No Milky Way to Think!

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concept,double meaning,literalism,negative,negative space,space
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It's okay planetary friends! I'm sure you'll all meet someone some day who will galaxy you all for the beautiful celestial beings you are! - Matty Malaprop