It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

Awww, That's No Milky Way to Think!

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Awww, That's No Milky Way to Think!
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It's okay planetary friends! I'm sure you'll all meet someone some day who will galaxy you all for the beautiful celestial beings you are! - Matty Malaprop

Everything Went Better Than Expected!

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Everything Went Better Than Expected!
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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

Space...

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Space...
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Just make sure you don't run up too high of a tab at the space bar, okay? - Matty Malaprop

This Joke is Relatively Funny

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This Joke is Relatively Funny
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... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop