Yarrrrr We Do

Favorite
Yarrrrr We Do
- -

The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

Favorite
Heisenberg is a Shear Genius
- -

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

They Are Innately Scientific Animals

Favorite
They Are Innately Scientific Animals
- -

You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

Dubstep is the Gift That Keeps on Dropping

Favorite
Dubstep is the Gift That Keeps on Dropping
- -

Here's hoping your Skrillex-themed Valentine will be enough to let you Bangarang that special someone in your life... because I wouldn't be caught Deadmau5 dating the kind of person who gives out Skrillex Valentines. - Matty Malaprop

Please to be our Valentine?

It's Pretty Over-Prescribed, if You Ask Me

Favorite
It's Pretty Over-Prescribed, if You Ask Me
- -

But for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Construction is a Ruff Career

Favorite
SMP CLASSIC: Construction is a Ruff Career
- -

Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Good Letter

Favorite
It's a Good Letter
- -

Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop