... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop
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But for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty Malaprop
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Here's hoping your Skrillex-themed Valentine will be enough to let you Bangarang that special someone in your life... because I wouldn't be caught Deadmau5 dating the kind of person who gives out Skrillex Valentines. - Matty Malaprop
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