The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop
That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop
You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop
Here's hoping your Skrillex-themed Valentine will be enough to let you Bangarang that special someone in your life... because I wouldn't be caught Deadmau5 dating the kind of person who gives out Skrillex Valentines. - Matty Malaprop
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But for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty Malaprop
Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop
Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop
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