Rolling in the Kennel

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Rolling in the Kennel
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Never mind, I'll find some bone to cheeeeeeeeeeeeew-oooooooooh! - Matty Malaprop

Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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Heisenberg is a Shear Genius
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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

The Twowlth Doctor

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The Twowlth Doctor
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Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Construction is a Ruff Career

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SMP CLASSIC: Construction is a Ruff Career
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Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

Old Lady Who?

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Old Lady Who?
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Say what you will about the fine art of yodeling, but I can't help feeling like those adept at it were truly leiderhosed with regards to their style of musical expertise. - Matty Malaprop

It's Pretty Over-Prescribed, if You Ask Me

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It's Pretty Over-Prescribed, if You Ask Me
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But for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty Malaprop

ARRR2-D2

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ARRR2-D2
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Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop