Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?

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Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

It's Pretty Over-Prescribed, if You Ask Me

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It's Pretty Over-Prescribed, if You Ask Me
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But for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Construction is a Ruff Career

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SMP CLASSIC: Construction is a Ruff Career
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Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

Dubstep is the Gift That Keeps on Dropping

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Dubstep is the Gift That Keeps on Dropping
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Here's hoping your Skrillex-themed Valentine will be enough to let you Bangarang that special someone in your life... because I wouldn't be caught Deadmau5 dating the kind of person who gives out Skrillex Valentines. - Matty Malaprop

Please to be our Valentine?